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How to start selling used panties
We are two weeks into 2022, and the closest I’ve been to earning money was when I created an account to sell used panties.
I scrolled down on the website for a few minutes until something caught my eye:
A lady was selling her kitty socks, she offered a wide variety of colors and sizes, including some with holes in them. Holes. In. Her. Socks.
There are people out there willing to buy things that aren’t useful to you anymore.
That’s when it struck me – it’s sustainable fashion at its best!
Your worn-out socks don’t have to go straight to a landfill, they can fulfill someone’s fantasy instead.
You can even charge an extra bit to pay for reduced-emission-shipping, and I think that’s beautiful.
After I created my account, I went to the profile section. There you can fill out information such as the services you offer, physical appearance, sexual orientation, and pubic hair style.
In the tiny bubble where I live, the only pubic hair style options I thought existed were Brazilian and Bush.
As it turns out, the pubic hair portafolio has plenty of choices. Those include:
- Martini glass
- Bermuda triangle
- Five O’clock shadow
- Landing strip
- Silver Fox
- Postage stamp
Here is a picture of what some of them look like, so you don’t have to google it, like me:
I still don’t know what Silver fox pubic hair means, but I am tired of looking for answers, so it shall remain a secret to me.
As I overcame the frustration of my hairy internet search, I went on to check out the most established sellers within the platform.
Some of them sell a single infused undergarment for €50-70.
You can also choose how long the sellers should wear their panties, or which activities they do while the infusion process occurs 👀
The more time I spent on the website, the more services I discovered.
People even pay for your pedicure, as long as they get to choose the color and motive, if any.
My eyes were flooded with pictures of bums, boobs, feet, and quite creative usernames.
By the time I went to bed, intrusive thoughts meddled with my “Pantypreneurship” attempt.
Is my ass too flat? Or too packed with cellulite? Maybe no one would pay more than a dime for my grannie panties.
Who would even pay for my pedicure? My feet are as attractive as sandpaper.
Two days later I opened the website again, only to close the tab after 10 seconds, just to grumble here instead.
This is the state-of-the-art technique I used to earn €0 selling used panties online. However, if you truly wish to sell used panties, this is the most complete and detailed guide I could find.